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Troy will be writing about his adventures as a NYC promoter and what it's like working behind the impossible door that's filled with glitz, glamour and celebrities.



Prince Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom

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First off lets start with Sunday (last week). I was told not to mass message about RIHANNA coming and somehow when I was sending out mass texts one of the girls I knew is BFFS with RIHANNA and told her that JULIET was promoting her “stopping by” and she decided not to come so her non-appearance is my fault. Sorry guys. THETROYREPORT.COM

On another note the list is endless of people who we love to stare and glare and ask for autographs of were @ JULIET. KHLOE KARDASHIAN LAMAR ODOM (LAKERS) RICHARD JEFFERSON (SPURS) KEVIN DURANT (OKLAHOMA THUNDERS) DERRICK ROSE (BULLS) BRIAN WESTBROOK (49ERS). The list goes on. No Dwayne Wade no Lebron James (PS people were BOO-ing him when he was out @ clubs in the city which I cannot name or else I will be banned due to their privacy policies). THETROYREPORT.COM

The US Open is coming up and the EMM group is hosting a huge event this coming FRIDAY and guess who will be there? 90% of all the US OPEN tennis players because they are ON CONTRACT obliged to be there, dont you just hate those pieces of paper you sign and dont read the fine print? YUPPPPPP thats right players you have to go clubbing before you sleep for your games :) HEINEKEN (one of the sponsors for the tournament) got them good! But I will be hosting @ this private party so people who want to come contact me now so I can put your name on the list. DO NOT contact me if you think your getting in badly dressed. DO IT. NIKE time. THETROYREPORT.COM

I was @ a club on 17 street and 10th avenue on WEDNESDAY and guess who I saw? A short man who we all believe to be GAY but apparently he has a girlfriend/wife? PRINCE, the singer. Came in with some girls not that attractive but save one of them. In glittery clothing like MJackson. Strange but talented guy. As always when a celeb who is a music artist is inside a nightclub the DJ is basically encouraged/expected to play their songs so this is what happened. ROBIN THICKE was also there. THETROYREPORT.COM

Thursday night @ Buddakkan it was DEMI LOVATO’S birthday dinner. Thursday one of the JONAS BROTHERS was expected @ HUDSON TERRACE but he didnt show, he was @ Buddakan though for DEMI. Last night CUBA GOODING JR was seen having dinner @ Abe and Arthurs. THETROYREPORT.COM

TRIVIA
Jared Jeffries (KNICKS) had dinner Aug 14th @ Abe and Arthurs
Mike Strahan (GIANTS) @ Brother Jimmys Aug 17th (TUES)
Michael Jordan (BULLS) was chilling with JAYZ @ a club on 17 st 10th ave on Aug 15th
A reality show was being filmed @ the Italian Restaurant CIPRIANNI’S (soho) on Aug 18th

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Celebrity Week Wrap Up

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What an amazing week!

SUNDAY
WILMER VALDERRAMA was @ JULIET chilling @ one of the promoters table. Guess who came through late night @ like 315 am to chill out? BUSTHA RHYMES. He shook my hand as he walked in an with a deep voice he said “whats good my n***a” I felt like a part of his crew for the one and a half second he said those words. His hands are rough and he has a VERY strong grip. I would never fight him I dont like losing. Very gorgeous and voluptuous women @ JULIET sundays always. Not for the hamptons crew just an FYI. Some people say the party is “hood” I beg to disagree. Hot girls and spenders (including famous athletes and hiphop artists). Suck my nuts haters. PS DJ CLUE was spinning. No big deal. Not like he made FABOLOUS famous or anything.

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TUESDAY
TIAGO SPLITTER from the Spurs + Anderson Varajeo from the CAVS were @ 17 street and 10th ave. Tall height gym muscles=Girls love it.

WEDNESDAY
Phenomenal night I didnt take part in because I am a retard. NOAH, owner of the most profitable NY nightlife oriented company called STRATEGIC GROUP, had his birthday party @ his nightclub AVENUE. A list of celebrities I cannot name but they are tall and play a sport and they have big hands and feet and two of them play in Miami on a team that rhymes with feet. Do the trigonometry and get back to me. There were more A-Listers there but I foolishly I didnt stop by

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THURSDAY
Well oh well. DWAYNE WADE +LEBRON JAMES were expected @ SL but the tall dark champion to step foot in SL was DWADE not the extra terrestrial supreme being Lebron. I went to hangout and show some friends in town a good time and missed him but sources said he was there (DWADE). Oh snap were RIHANNA +KESHA @ Greenhouse Thursday? I am correct in assuming so.

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FRIDAY
Jared Jeffries from the KNICKS was @ Abe +Arthur’s having dinner a source told me.

As I write this message right now its a Sat. Tomorrow @ JULIET, Sunday RIHANNA DWAYNE WADE AND WILMER VALDERRAMA and more celebs expected. DAMN GET AT ME. PS my favourite song is ROSCOE DASH “all the way turned up”

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HUDSON TERRACE PACKED, TENJUNE “DEV” PERFORMANCE, NEW CLUBS

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Thursday night JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE was expected to be @ Hudson Terrace but he was a no show. Derek Jeter had an event that night and he was also expected to stop by. WILL I AM was there! He did a performance and was DJ-ing for some of the night. Nole Marin (America’s Next Top Model Judge) actually came to my table. Due to their being so many spenders and celebrities I was placed on the lower level which is understandable. Many tall gorgeous models were there and a lot of “social scene nightlife” people were there.

Wednesday LADY GAGA was supposed to be @ Tenjune but it was an album release party that she was not there for.

In NY it sometimes really is difficult to know when a celebrity will actually appear due to the numerous sources saying different things. Promoters sending out mass texts and emails (ironic coming from me I know:), tweets, facebook status updates, but who should you believe? Honestly I dont know because there are times even publicists tell me when a celeb is showing and it doesnt happen. And on that note Rihanna is in NY this week. Lets see what happens :) Im not naming anything yet.

Thursday @ Tenjune a new artist called “DEV” did a performance of her song “Like a G6″ it was amazing (Music Group FAR EAST ENTERTAINMENT is featured on the track). The song was literally downloaded onto my IPOD as soon as I got home @ 415am. Anyways DJ JACOMO was on set and he literally killed it. Every table was on their toes screaming and clapping. He mainly played house music which I dont prefer but for some reason this was possibly one of my best and most fun nights @ Tenjune. He made it happen.

Random trivia a friend of mine was in las vegas hosting a table and @ the table right next to him low and behold was PARIS HILTON …here is a snap shot for you of her http://twitpic.com/2cd5ra

I am quite excited for the new nightclubs soon to be opened in NYC. The 1Oak team will be opening their new space on 14 street and 8th avenue. The Strategic Group will be opening up a new LAVO uptown near TAO I have been told-quite excited for this especially because anything Noah lays his hands on is a success. Can you see a new nightclub district brewing uptown UPPER EAST SIDE? YES LAVO will be it guys.

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WEDNESDAY NIGHT RECAP

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Lady Gaga was supposed to go to Tenjune but I heard she was a no show unfortunately last night. I hate when that happens. Hearing rumours from different sources and its like a bidding war to see who can get the truth on whether the celebrity will be there or not. LOL. No show.

I was on 17 street and 10th avenue Wednesday night and 3 cadillac escalades pulled up and one black van and the BLACK EYED PEAS popped out and walked through a back door into a night club. I believe they had a concert in New York just before. Didnt hear anything else about them and didnt see them @ 1Oak; why is it FERGIE never is out with the rest of them does anyone know?

When you go to the door of a club and you ask for a promoter and the door person/staff tells you “tell him (promoter X) to come out and get you” that basically means that in the door person’s mind they are thinking “at this moment in time I dont want to let you in but I want to keep your hopes up for as long as possible until your promoter actually comes out and then I will secretly tell him NO your not coming in.” This happens a lot my friends so when you hear a doorperson say that take the hint and save the embarrassment, drop the short/fat/ugly girls or shred the extra dudes you dont really know or be willing to pay cover or do bottle service. YES this is very superficial, NO it doesnt reflect MY personality YES you are going to the door of a venue that encourages us to be superficial and YES this is part of life.

One club where they really take the “guest-list” seriously is @ Provocateur. I have seen tall models approach the door with zero guys and the female door people say the party is guest list only. I will try to figure out the process over there. This creates some mystery as to what they value inside? Are they willing to trump BEAUTY for FRIENDSHIP?

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Jay Z And Kanye West @ Avenue

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Was told that JAYZ and KANYE WEST were @ Avenue Friday night. NY’s premiere nightlife venue. There are talks of Noah Tepperbergs new business ventures in NY being uptown. He plans to open a LAVO Nightclub in New York. I will keep you all posted when I have more data. The nightclub is supposed to be across the street or nearby his restaurant called TAO.

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Why Are NY Nightclub Lines So Long?

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I was working @ Marquee Saturday night and Wass Stevens (the infamous doorman who works @ Marquee and Avenue nightclubs and is also on TV in Brooklyn’s Finest and some other films AND he is the face of the vodka drink WODKA drive by CANAL street and you will see WASS on a billboard above a high rise on this street) brought something to my attention but I already knew it was the reason doormen did it. He made me and my crew wait 2 minutes to walk in the club because “I dont want to lose the line troy.” Doormen like to keep some people in the line OR queue in order to maker passers-by believe that the club is as NYorkers say “poppin.” Of course his timing could not have been any greater as I had 4 amazingly gorgeous girls from Germany with me and I was quite embarrassed and had to ask him to change his policy for this one time which he did.

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AVENUE is hot

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Stopped by griffin last night went with maybe 8 girls and it succckked lol.

Thuesday 18th June

for a new venue open like 2 months that definitely is not a good sign. That’s the thing with all these clubs that open and everyone thinks they are going to last long and be the hottest club forever lol…not the case..the clubs that have been able to survive and still keep a competitive edge are the ones owned by good promoters themselves..for instance marquee noah t and Jason strauss were promoters since 15…and tenjune owned by mark birnbaum and Eugene remm also promoters…and then 1Oak…richie scott and Ronnie all promoters ….the reason I mention this is because all clubs when first opened will have the hype and will attract an extravagant crowd…but when that hype dies down the true power of the promoters following is tested…if the promoter has a strong following of men and women (esp a good looking following lol) the club will survive..I don’t see a good future for griffin..the Sunday party is more fun than the wed.

M2 or Mansion last night hhad some big time Bacardi event…I got @ pink for 1230am and no one was there and mansion was packed because when walking down the staircase area @ entrance of pink elephant there is a doorway that was open (only for staff and security to go through) and I saw into mansion and it was ram packed music was bumping and it seemed like a good party…started since 9pm and went on until 3 am…good all night..so def a good thing…

Rihanna was @ avenue again last night..i guess she is trying to find a new mate? Avenue has seriously on a consistent basis been racking in quality celebs…cannot forget to mention lebron james being there Monday :) haha but there were also others…fergie ryan leslie rihanna kate Hudson justin timberlake (and oh for some reason timberlake is in town a lot recently don’t know why)…

I actually got a personal viewing of the venue last night…guys when I saw fucking luxurious I mean it…when you first get past the tall wooden door frames there is a long hallway with small tables aligned on the walls…at the end of this room is a bar actually a circular type and behind the bar is a bathroom…also close to entrance when facing the long hallway to the right is a staircase that leads you in two directions…one staircase going behind and above you and this is where the DJ is located but there is one table there and this in my viewpoint is the best table because the entire club is in sight..the other staircase leads to an upper room which has a different vibe…its more of a sit down type of vibe with u shaped leather couches..and old looking chairs from the 16th century lol..I would assume this is where the celebs mostly hung out but after speaking to staff members the room is a total free for all..there are no security guards restricting people from going to any area of the room just as it is @ marquee…all equal human beings :) ..anyways if I go again I shall let you know more details people..love you all..
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1 comment to “AVENUE is hot”

  1. Jhett Says:

    Great thinking! That raelly breaks the mold!

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