Celebrity Week Wrap Up
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What an amazing week!
SUNDAY
WILMER VALDERRAMA was @ JULIET chilling @ one of the promoters table. Guess who came through late night @ like 315 am to chill out? BUSTHA RHYMES. He shook my hand as he walked in an with a deep voice he said “whats good my n***a” I felt like a part of his crew for the one and a half second he said those words. His hands are rough and he has a VERY strong grip. I would never fight him I dont like losing. Very gorgeous and voluptuous women @ JULIET sundays always. Not for the hamptons crew just an FYI. Some people say the party is “hood” I beg to disagree. Hot girls and spenders (including famous athletes and hiphop artists). Suck my nuts haters. PS DJ CLUE was spinning. No big deal. Not like he made FABOLOUS famous or anything.
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TUESDAY
TIAGO SPLITTER from the Spurs + Anderson Varajeo from the CAVS were @ 17 street and 10th ave. Tall height gym muscles=Girls love it.
WEDNESDAY
Phenomenal night I didnt take part in because I am a retard. NOAH, owner of the most profitable NY nightlife oriented company called STRATEGIC GROUP, had his birthday party @ his nightclub AVENUE. A list of celebrities I cannot name but they are tall and play a sport and they have big hands and feet and two of them play in Miami on a team that rhymes with feet. Do the trigonometry and get back to me. There were more A-Listers there but I foolishly I didnt stop by
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THURSDAY
Well oh well. DWAYNE WADE +LEBRON JAMES were expected @ SL but the tall dark champion to step foot in SL was DWADE not the extra terrestrial supreme being Lebron. I went to hangout and show some friends in town a good time and missed him but sources said he was there (DWADE). Oh snap were RIHANNA +KESHA @ Greenhouse Thursday? I am correct in assuming so.
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FRIDAY
Jared Jeffries from the KNICKS was @ Abe +Arthur’s having dinner a source told me.
As I write this message right now its a Sat. Tomorrow @ JULIET, Sunday RIHANNA DWAYNE WADE AND WILMER VALDERRAMA and more celebs expected. DAMN GET AT ME. PS my favourite song is ROSCOE DASH “all the way turned up”
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