“Welcome” to the ladies room

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Going to the ladies room can be a pain in the ass. Especially at a night club.

I hate Marquee. I can’t say it enough. I really hate big, crowded nightclub with drunk girls falling all over themselves and spilling their pink drink on you. Damn it - girl. This might be fun watching from a far - but when you meet these girls face to face in the bathroom - you just have to deal with it (and all their lethal weapons).


toilet2 from Kjersti Flaa on Vimeo.

Since Celine and I were in some kind of devilish mood this particual night - we thought this woman deserved to make it to the final cut…


toilet1 from Kjersti Flaa on Vimeo.

After being really annoyed with people pretending they have to throw up so they can jump the line, our patience was kind of burned out. We wanted to get the hell out of there! So we decided to get in to the same cubical.

Not popular!

The bathroom guard, or whatever those are called, grabbed the door and forced it open. So there I was peeing in front of 25 girls. She refused to close the door again. We were breaking the law she said. Which was; ONE AT THE TIME, ONE AT THE TIME. I tried to convince her to close the door until I was done - I mean, what harm could I do from the toilet seat? But it was like talking to a wall.

So after the humiliation I got kind of upset. I found my inner Lathifa. And I’m telling ya all - it was not a pretty sight. I never scream at people - but it just felt so right in that particual moment. I got rid of all my aggression towards my landlord, my bills, the neighbour, and some other random things that had upset me lately. Pjuh. What a cleansing feeling. It was like the best therapy. Maybe I should go to Marquee more often…

By: Kjersti Flaa Kjersti@inewyork.no







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2 comments to ““Welcome” to the ladies room”

  1. Aaron Says:

    LOL! You girls crack me up!!