- I would like you to be a slim attractive girl in underwear
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As it wasn’t hard enough allready to find an apartment in Manhattan, these confused horny men doesn’t exactly make me less sceptical.
Since I’m eagerly hunting for a new crib in Manhattan these days, I’m constantly searching on craigslist.com. But in my search I often find some quite obnoxious postings, especially by guys with some bizarre obsession. Here are a brief abridgement of some random postings that I found:
$105 Unique offer for a unique woman
“You should be a free spirited, liberal minded person who is very open minded. I would like you to be a slim attractive girl who is OK with occasionally walking around or hanging out in her underwear <—yes…that would be the slightly crazy part.
I would never ask you to strip or do anything at all. You must be someone who occasionally walks around like that and is ok with me being around when you do. I know this is a strange arrangement, but like I said earlier, I am trying to add some exitement to my life:) I am not looking for anything to develop into a relationship, or to have you start acting like a girlfriend.”
$200 Seeking Female between 21-30, for subsidized living
“I would like to find a roommate who is willing to occasionally hang out in her underwear or skimpy clothing. I do not want nudity and would never want physical contact. I just enjoy having a beautiful woman around. There is no pressure to dress this way all the time… You are not “stripping” for me or anything of the sort. You should be someone who feels comfortable with your body and doesn’t mind showing it off a little. Discretion is a must. You can tell your friends you got help from your parents, you got a raise, whatever you want. You just can’t tell people about our arrangement. I have a girlfriend in London who I visit every other month. I also would not want friends or family of mine knowing about this arrangement. I know these are hard times, and this is an excellent deal, so I anticipate getting a lot of responses ”
URL : http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/965569131.html

Cheap rent in sexy pad for a SEXY and VERY, VERY open-minded girl.
“$250 per week or $699 per month. I pay more than $4,000 per month so it’s a great deal.
Please send 2 or 3 pictures; I’ll return 2 or 3.
About the apartment: Very clean, sexy and new furniture, 45 inch flat screen, plasma TV with cable with 5 HBO’s, Playboy channel, high-speed wireless internet for your laptop, desktop computer for your use AND a bar that always has bottles.”
Some people on the other hand, prefer cash instead of alternative payment like the guys above…
I HAVE A SHARE MY ROOM ! FEMALE ONLY !
“PLS NO SEX FOR RENT”
URL: http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/roo/965803074.html
So if you’re not totally broke, or don’t have really, really nice lingerie from Victoria Secret you desperately wanna show off to a stranger, I wouldn’t replied to any of the postings above.
For more undie-seeking roomies, or regular postings check out www.craigslist.com
By : Celine Marie Moe
celine@inewyork.no
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